The Twitter Follower Games (#4)

Hello and welcome to the catchy sounding…

TWITTER FOLLOWER GAMES
(Dramatic music plays)

I’m Hamster Mckenzie and tonight one lucky contestant (you) will take part in the most amazing game to come out of my head in the last five minutes.

You will be shown two selections of celebs who currently partake in the wonderful world of Twitter and you will be tasked with guessing which of them has the most followers.

Sounds simple? It probably is in all honesty. Have a go anyway and see how you do. Oh and there are ZERO prizes. I cannot stress that enough. Dont message me saying you got them all right because all you’ll get out of it is a ‘WHOOP WHOOP’ at best.
Anyway
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!

ROUND ONE

Bryan Cranston V Nick Grimshaw


Nick Grimshaw, for those who don’t know, is a BBC Radio One DJ, TV Presenter and once spent a year filling in for Louis Walsh on The X Factor. Bryan Cranston was WALTER WHITE. He’s also done a rake of other successful stuff like Godzilla, Malcolm in the Middle, Seinfeld, Sneaky Pete etc. Oh yeah and he was WALTER….. WHITE!
Place your bets now
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The winner is…..
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Actually they both have 2 million followers each which is both mental and very annoying that I kicked this off with a draw.
@bryancranston was WALTER WHITE for God sake!!

ROUND 2

Keenan & Kel V Sister Sister


OK so, this is the ultimate 90s Nickelodeon showdown. It should be on pay per view but instead I got the rights to it.

In the blue corner we have
@officialkenan and @iamkelmitchell
And in the pink corner it’s
@tiamowry and @tameramowrytwo
Fingers on buzzers teams (you)
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Wow, Tia has 1.9m followers and Tamera has 1.7m followers (Total 3.6m)
Kenan has 22.8k followers and Kel has 91.6k followers (Total 114.4k followers)
Officially a whitewash in favour of the girls. Clearly Good Burger didn’t do it for the masses.
Incidentally @marqueshouston who played Roger (Go home Roger!) Has 411k followers which is more than poor old Kenan AND Kel rolled together. I feel sad for them now.

ROUND 3

Victoria Beckham V The other 4 Spice Girls


Vicky B is how she’s known in the ghetto but is her immense twitter following more immense than the combined immenseness of the immense following of Mels B and C, Emma and Geri?
Press the red buttons on your Sky remote…
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Hands down for @victoriabeckham with a huge 11.3m followers. As for the rest?
@EmmaBunton gets 1.2m
@MelanieCmusic gets 599k
@officialMelB gets 1m
@GeriHalliwell has a mere 409k
So their total is a touch under 3.3m followers.

Again this makes me a bit sad. I’m sure they’re doing fine though.

ROUND 4

Tom Jones V Danny O’Donoghue


A non contest surely. It’s Danny from the Script against Tom Jones from being Tom Jones! Actually SIR Tom Jones. Both friends of that nice William chap from the Black Eyed Peas but who will he spin his chair for in this battle of followers (if it’s not Sir Tom I’ll eat my tiny hat)
Answers on a postcard…
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And the winner is
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Sir To…oh hang on its Danny from the Script.
@RealSirTomJones has 541k following him while @TheScript_Danny has 1.1m!!
What a world.
Oh yeah my hat. I don’t care, I’m a hamster I’ll eat any old crap.

ROUND 5

Tiffany V B*Witched


You heard right. It’s @TiffanyTunes off the 80s versus @BwitchedReunion out of the 90s.
Denim clad one hit wonder extraordinaires (though I still remember a few B*Witched hits)
Cast your votes NOW
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It’s tight
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B*Witched have snatched it with 39.3k followers against Tiffany’s respectable 35.7k. She may have lost but she’s far from alone now.

BONUS ROUND

Justin Bieber V Hamster McKenzie


One has 91.6 MILLION crazy ass followers and the other… doesn’t.
You know what I’m tired of this game.
I’m gonna end by nominating

@simonbrodkinimage

to get more followers (only has just over 4000!!) after his amazing show ‘Britain’s Greatest Hoaxer’ which you can find here:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/britains-greatest-hoaxer
Watch it if you haven’t already it’s brilliant!
Yours
H. McKenzie

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