Carrots For Goalposts (#22)

Sniff sniff I can smell it. The freshly cut grass, the meat pies, the bovril. The stinky fat bloke two rows in front. Can you smell it too?   You can?   That's because we are nearly upon that most glorious of times – the start of the shiny new FOOTBALL SEASON!!   So I … Continue reading Carrots For Goalposts (#22)

The Fantastic 3 (#18)

Hello kids Following the success of my previous blog (it bombed) I thought it high time I tried again.   I’m moving back into the world of celebrity this time because, as my great grandad said as he lay dying in his hospital bed “People lap that shit up”. Coincidentally he died seconds later and … Continue reading The Fantastic 3 (#18)

Christmas in June (#17)

Alright kids It's been a while so let's crack on. In the words of the late great Noddy Holder (he's not dead he just should've been here half hour ago): IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAS!! Alright it’s not, it’s actually (checks watch) June 30th but I haven’t wrote anything for bleedin ages and I need to get something … Continue reading Christmas in June (#17)