Carrots For Goalposts (#22)

Sniff sniff I can smell it. The freshly cut grass, the meat pies, the bovril. The stinky fat bloke two rows in front. Can you smell it too?   You can?   That's because we are nearly upon that most glorious of times – the start of the shiny new FOOTBALL SEASON!!   So I … Continue reading Carrots For Goalposts (#22)


Hamster McKenzie: Behind The Wheel

Hello!   Forgive me but this blog is a bit of a departure from my usual style.   I’m becoming known for having a sense of humour in these blogs and maybe that will remain the case in this one though as I write this I’m not so sure it will.   This is, I … Continue reading Hamster McKenzie: Behind The Wheel

The Fantastic 3 (#18)

Hello kids Following the success of my previous blog (it bombed) I thought it high time I tried again.   I’m moving back into the world of celebrity this time because, as my great grandad said as he lay dying in his hospital bed “People lap that shit up”. Coincidentally he died seconds later and … Continue reading The Fantastic 3 (#18)

Christmas in June (#17)

Alright kids It's been a while so let's crack on. In the words of the late great Noddy Holder (he's not dead he just should've been here half hour ago): IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAS!! Alright it’s not, it’s actually (checks watch) June 30th but I haven’t wrote anything for bleedin ages and I need to get something … Continue reading Christmas in June (#17)

Tracks Of Your Tears (#16)

Welcome to blog number 16 from your favourite hamster. Unless you own a hamster then I'm probably your second favourite. Actually you may also like Richard 'Hamster' Hammond. Let's just say I'm in your Top 10 hamsters and leave it there. So this is all about songs. Great songs. Great songs to me anyway. Songs … Continue reading Tracks Of Your Tears (#16)

Nothing To Fear (#15)

Alright everyone? How you all doing? I wasn’t going to write anything yet but the app I use to store my blog idea notes is filling up and, frankly, I need the space.   Today I will discuss fear. Kind of. If I’m honest not much scares me. Apart from the obvious stuff like death, … Continue reading Nothing To Fear (#15)

Killing Me Soft Play (#13)

Good day to you all! Today I release blog number 13 which is unlucky for you if you’re reading this and unlucky for me because you probably aren’t. Those who have read my work (work?) will be aware that there is zero theme whatsoever. One week its musical and the next its about toilets. However … Continue reading Killing Me Soft Play (#13)